A       Bm      D       G       
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 O|||    |OOO    OOO|    |O|O   
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[Intro]
G D A Bm
G D A A


[Verse]
D                           Bm
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
D                            Bm
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
G                        D
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      A
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
D                           Bm
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
D                                   Bm
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
G                        D
This molded silicone has got me begging please
A
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               G            D
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
A                 Bm
Send your asshole into shock
         G             D
You need horse cock of course-cock
A
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
D                         Bm
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
D                        Bm
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
G                           D
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
A
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          G          D
As I take more cock, horse cock
A                 Bm
Shut the door and turn the lock
   G           D
Is your cock a horse cock?
A
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               G            D
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
A             Bm
Rub my dick inside a sock
G               D
Don't stop now, horse cock
A
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          G           D
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
A Bm
(scatting)
G           D
Horse cock, horse cock
A A
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)